F. M. Bell: Chris Columbus-Possibly the Worst Director of All Time: "My Chris Columbus theory...Awesome Book+Being Turned into movie=Chris Columbus. Chris Columbus=Lack of cool ideas+Awesome Book+Poorily Written Contract+Footnotes written by dyslexic two-year old. Which=CRAP!
The Percy Jackson movie could've been absolutely AMAZING! But Chris Columbus decided to change every freaking detail! He forgot over half of everything and added like twenty bijillion other things...*Deep breathing* I'm so upset with the way the movie turned out that I don't even want to talk about it. If the next movie is made by Chris Columbus, count me out.
Another one of my Chris Columbus theories. What he does is take like the first one or two movies of a series(before they kick him out) and he rips them to shreds of pieces and leaves them for the next director to place carefully together, hoping there is hope.
I give this movie a -100000/10.
I give the books a 100000+/10"
Ok, so as my good friend felicity put it, rather well i do say, THE PERCY JACKSON MOVIE SUCKED!!! Absolutely everything that she said up there is what i agree with and probably would repeat, so i wont say anything but that. Also her rating and my rating are the same ( we both agreed on it in the car afterwards). So, if you are a Percy fan, and can barely stand not going to Cali and MURDERING Chris Columbus, then let us band together and fight against Christpher (idk why but now things are italic and i cant get it to fix) doing the next movie! Quickly grab your bayonetts and rifles! We shall charge into battle to fight. We will save him! For our beloved, PERCY JACKSON!!!
Friday, February 19, 2010
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